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Viva la Memphis!! [Dec. 7th, 2005|10:23 am]
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Associated Press
Dec. 6, 2005 10:31 AM

- Police say woman mistook a block of cheese for cocaine and tried to hire a hit
man to kill four men and steal it.

Police say the 18-year-old woman was
mistaken about the hit man, too. He was an undercover policeman.

charged with four counts of attempted murder and four more of soliciting a
Authorities say the aspiring model was in the men's house recently when she saw
the white, crumbly cheese that she thought was cocaine.

Police say the
undercover officer posing as a hit man gave her some non-functioning handguns,
bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and accompanied her to the
home under police surveillance.

People in the home gave police permission
to search it. They found only the cheese.

Original Article (same text)

A clear sign that these are the End Times. Anybody we know?

[User Picture]From: catparts
2005-12-07 05:32 pm (UTC)
Dumb bitch.
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[User Picture]From: elc3
2005-12-09 02:32 am (UTC)
are you sure this wasn't greenville?
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[User Picture]From: farmerdrizzt
2005-12-09 06:10 am (UTC)
I don't write the news, I just report it yo.
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