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Maybe I am Elvish [Nov. 29th, 2005|12:48 pm]
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farmerdrizzt
[Feelings |impressedimpressed]

Found this one in folklore.

Where has all the magic gone?


Read the whole thing. It is worth it. An excellent theory that could explain volumes.
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Hopi prophecy [Nov. 28th, 2005|06:49 pm]
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farmerdrizzt
From catparts:

I heard this song in the credits of this old movie about the earth and stuff. Dark and cryptic. Just the way I like it.
"If we dig precious things from the land, we will invite disaster.
Near the Day of Purification, there will be cobwebs spun back and forth in the sky.
A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans."
Creepy, huh?
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Naivety at its finest [Nov. 27th, 2005|01:34 am]
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zephali
Duck and Cover
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Murder?? [Nov. 26th, 2005|12:55 pm]
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farmerdrizzt

Odd Signage
Odd Signage

Somewhere in Greenville, MS



Love this one. Unintentional darkness, one of the best kinds.
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Not that I hunt or anything... [Nov. 20th, 2005|02:01 pm]
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zephali
Atlatl

This could be interesting. I've always said that if a hunter wants to impress me with his kill then he needs to leave all that hightech redneck gear at the house, strip down to his skin on the coldest day of winter and venture into the forest with nothing other than a buck knife for the kill. If then you can come back with a mountable head for the den, you have my respect. I do not see the challenge in using high powered, high caliber, scoped out rifles and all the other deer/duck/quail/badger/whatever summoning gadgets of the day. Where's the skill in that? Anybody can, theoretically, bring home a decent kill with all that. I'd rather just employ myself a middle man, one who engages in deep fryer technology preferably, than get up that damned early--on my day off, ferchistsakes--when it's that damned cold and go sit and wait for some creature to wander into my carefully plotted death trap. Go ahead and argue evolution and the adaptability of our species to be superior in every way to nature. I laugh in your face. Our only presentable advantages over the majority of the animal kingdom is opposable thumbs and the propensity to kill just for the sheer joy of it. Yes, we are well ahead in the game of life, aren't we?

Although I do see the above mentioned archaic device getting upgraded into the twentyfirst century, being made from 'far superior materials' than wood. Let me tell you something about wood. It really does grow on trees. Go make your own fucking atlatl, go out there and slay a deer with an arrow you also made yourself from a tree branch and then I'll see if I can spare some time to be impressed with your alpha-male-gone-into-overdrive tendencies.

Go on. What are you waiting for?

*cross posted in my LJ*
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(no subject) [Nov. 18th, 2005|12:24 am]
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farmerdrizzt
Is there a part of hell set aside for those who think the End will come during their lives? Most everyone that has ever thought such a thing was wrong by default.








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Just in case [Nov. 16th, 2005|11:42 pm]
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catparts
[Feelings |ecstaticecstatic]
[Dirge |Copperhead Road]

After the apocolypse, I can make this sandwich completely from scratch, given time, starting from the ground up. Literally. And that makes some of us very happy. And I'm good in a fight against mutants. The reuben mutherfuckin sammich!

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The Golden F-N Calf [Nov. 16th, 2005|09:10 pm]
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catparts
[Feelings |contentcontent]
[Dirge |Wasp-Paint it Black]

They have the best frech fries in the universe. As long as you stay within the 100' radius of Mcdonald's protective sphere or 10 minutes has passed since you ordered em. Also, those fries, if left in a car for 30 minutes will mask the smell of vomit and a spilled fifth of Jack Daniels. Or a dead hooker. Whichever you prefer...I mean. Do what you gotta do, man.
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We're all gonna die! [Nov. 14th, 2005|04:42 pm]
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farmerdrizzt
[Feelings |cheerfulalive for now]
[Dirge |Denis Leary - Asshole]

Some sooner than others. Some unexpectedly and suddenly, others painfully and slowly. Whatever. It is the goddamned truth. You'd be real lucky to get out of life alive and so would I.


Viva la Revolucion!!
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